The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
Once I started to look i finally began to see.