'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.