I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.