Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.