The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.