I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.