It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.
Clowns have no respect for pie.
It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.