I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.