The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.