If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.