If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.