One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.