And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.