And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.