And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I never set out to do a sketch show.