Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

I didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.