There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.
Demetri MartinWhen I was younger, I'd get very empirical with myself. "I have a hypothesis about myself. I'll put myself in a situation, see what happens, then I'll draw a conclusion based on the empirical evidence. Hypothesis: I can play basketball." So I'd try. "Conclusion: I cannot play basketball."
Demetri MartinIf you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
Demetri Martin