When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
Demetri MartinI believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.
Demetri MartinI love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.
Demetri Martin