Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.