Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.
The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.