A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
You know what's the greatest part of anything ever in the history of everything? Exaggeration. No, wait; it's correcting yourself. No, better yet, it's making lists.