A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.
I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.