My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.
Demetri MartinThe lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
Demetri MartinThe shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Demetri MartinWhen I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
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