I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.