One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.
It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.