When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

The earth without art is just eh.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.