I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.