Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.