Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ass I am.'

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.