I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.