Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.