When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.