When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.