I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.