The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.

I don't want to see a 'Sopranos' movie. This is just me. I like to think the end is where it was on TV as opposed to becoming a movie.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.

People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.