The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!