I rant, therefore I am

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.