Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
Dennis MillerA recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
Dennis MillerWhat's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
Dennis Miller[The Internet] ... is an amazing communications tool that's bringing the whole world together. I mean, you sit down to sign on to America Online in your hometown, and it's just staggering to think that at the same moment, halfway around the world, in China, someone you've never met is sitting at their computer, hearing the exact same busy signal that you're hearing.
Dennis Miller