I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.
Dennis MillerThe current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
Dennis MillerAnd I've always been paranoid. I can remember as a baby my mother would spin the mobile above my head and thinking..."yeah, that's coming down."
Dennis Miller