Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion

A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.