The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis MillerOther than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
Dennis MillerThere's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.
Dennis Miller