We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.