Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.
Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.
Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator