Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.