Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons.
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.
Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?
Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.