The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.
Dennis MillerNow, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Dennis MillerBad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
Dennis MillerMartha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.
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