If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
I rant, therefore I am
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.