America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.
How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.