Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator

Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.