The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis MillerI'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.
Dennis MillerI have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
Dennis Miller