I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.