If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.