Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

[The Internet] ... is an amazing communications tool that's bringing the whole world together. I mean, you sit down to sign on to America Online in your hometown, and it's just staggering to think that at the same moment, halfway around the world, in China, someone you've never met is sitting at their computer, hearing the exact same busy signal that you're hearing.

I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.