Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.

Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.