I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.