The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
Dennis MillerA recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis MillerLet me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
Dennis MillerA lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'
Dennis Miller