You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.