What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.