What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

I rant, therefore I am

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.