With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.