That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?