America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
Dennis MillerJerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.
Dennis MillerNow I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.
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