Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis MillerIt's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
Dennis MillerI'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.
Dennis Miller