Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.