Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.