Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.