The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.