I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.
Dennis MillerA developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
Dennis MillerHomosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
Dennis Miller