Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.

The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.

Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.