That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.

When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.