The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!