The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.