Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.

When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.