Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.
Dennis MillerWith Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
Dennis MillerI used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
Dennis MillerIt takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
Dennis Miller