Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?