Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.