I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that's when I'm right.

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.