Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis MillerJust be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
Dennis MillerI used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
Dennis MillerAmerica may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
Dennis Miller