Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz.
We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.