The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.

I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.