That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.