The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.

And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.