I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

On Thursday, a passenger forced his way into the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Miami, but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him with a small ax. Good to see our airlines are being kept secure by the latest in 12th century technology.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.