There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans - you know the answer before I say it - that's not good.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?