There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

I'd rather be funny than wise.