Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Babies are a great way to start people.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.