Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.