[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.