Babies are a great way to start people.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.