[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Some people have nothing but experience.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Be kind to dumb people.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.