If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.