[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.